Lisa goes to the Dr.

Lisa went to the doctor the other day and here is a recap thanks to House on Fox:

Lisa: My joints have been feeling all loose, and lately I've been feeling sick a lot. Maybe I'm over-training; I'm doin' the marathon, like, ten miles a day, but I can't seem to lose any weight.

Dr. House: Lift up your arms

Dr. House: You have a parasite

Lisa: Like a tapeworm or something?

Dr. House: Lie back and lift up your sweater.

Lisa: Can you do anything about it?

Dr. House: Only for about a month or so. After that it becomes illegal to remove, except in a couple of states.

Lisa: Illegal?

Dr. House: Don't worry. Many women learn to embrace this parasite. They name it, dress it up in tiny clothes, arrange playdates with other parasites...

Lisa: Playdates?

Dr. House: [shows her the ultrasound] It has your eyes.

Well that might not be exactly how it went, but that is how I imagined it should have gone.

Xmas 09 Pictures

Here are some pictures from Christmas 2009 that my sister Amy took.


This is the Family at the Coronado Club. I had to change shirts and ties in the car so that I would match BC.


BC with all the cousins in Dallas.


The Great Grand kids with Mimi Caughran.


The cousins with their grandparents.


BC's first Limo ride!


Everyone at the Nutcracker (While I was busy at work). BC clearly loved it.


Emily teaching BC to read.


More teaching


I got to read Twas the Night before Christmas to the kids. Luckily it was a pop-up book or else there would have been zero interest.



BC with Uncle Curt.


Cousins playing with BC.




Amy teaching BC to play the piano.